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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Exploding Toads!!!

Exploding Toads!!! That should have been the top story on every newscast in the world Monday.

Exploding Toads!!! It seems that as many as 1,000 toads have died after their bodies swelled to the bursting point and then exploded. Them toads is blowin' up, and no one knows why! Things have gotten so bad in Hamburg, Germany, that one lake has been dubbed The Pond Of Death. A witness says he's seen the toads crawling on the ground, inflating to three times their normal size, and then exploding, with their guts landing a yard away.

Now, c'mon, aren't exploding animals a big story? But you didn't see or hear that one on TV or radio, did you? Damn mainstream media, always pushing the homo sapiens agenda.