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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Spicy Paris

Paris Hilton does absolutely nothing for me, physically or any other way, but her car-washing ad for Hardee's is getting a lot of attention (and complaints from the usual loudmouth suspects).

Does anyone believe that Paris eats at Hardee's? We know she's had a couple of quarter-pounders in her mouth, but still....

If I were in charge of the campaign, knowing that everyone's aware of her sexual antics, I would have closed the spot with Paris saying, "Remember, always use condiments."

While we're at it, here's how Paris Hilton's look has changed from her teen past to her "that's hot" present.