Monday, September 26, 2005

Knuckleheads In The News®: Scuz

Demetrius Fiorentino is on trial for robbery and murder, but his lawyer doesn't want Fiorentino's nickname used in court because it might prejudice the jury. The nickname is "Scuz." Oh, it was fine to call him Scuz outside the courthouse, as everyone did. He probably introduced himself as Scuz. But inside the courthouse, the jury might get the wrong idea -- because that's Scuz's problem.