Tuesday, September 13, 2005

New FEMA Boss is Duct Tape Man

Keith Olbermann reveals that the new heard of FEMA, replacing Mike "Brownie, You're Doing a Heck of a Job" Brown, the as-yet-un-nicknamed-but-already-doing-a-heck-of-a job David Paulison, is the one who told us in February, 2003, to stock up on duct tape and plastic sheets in preparation for a terrorist attack.  I feel safer already.