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Monday, December 26, 2005

Knuckleheads In The News®

Stories you may have missed on my KMOX show this afternoon:

  • In a hotel elevator, a man took off his clothes, lit them on fire, and danced around them. You won't be surprised to hear that he'd been smoking meth.

  • The coat room at a Christmas party at a brewery seemed like a good place for a pickpocket to grab some stuff -- unfortunately, he didn't check to see whose party it was.

  • Dad bought a lottery ticket, which turned out to be worth $46 million. He couldn't decide how to split up the money, so he asked his daughter to do it because she's so fair. Guess who she didn't give any of the winnings to?