Just when you thought Miss South Carolina Caitlyn Upton was going to hold onto her crown as Stupidest American (Geography Division), along comes Kellie Pickler, the country-singing ex-American Idol contestant who has somehow lived two decades on this planet without learning that France is a country [thanks to Joanne for the link]...
While we're at it, here's that now-infamous Kellie Pickler prom dress picture.
