Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Knuckleheads In The News ®

Today's stories include a man having sex with a park bench, Winnie The Pooh beating up an innocent bystander, and a Burger King employee who celebrated his birthday by taking a bubble bath in the stainless steel sink in the restaurant's kitchen during breakfast.

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As for Burger King Bath Boy, who calls himself "Mr. Unstable," he was completely naked, leaving plenty of opportunity for your "whopper" and "hold the pickle" jokes. Naturally, another employee videotaped and posted it online, which got everyone involved fired. The one thing I'm certain of is that I wouldn't want this guy touching my food under any circumstances, with or without the bath...


[Thanks to Matt Burrows for his contributions]