Thursday, September 03, 2009

All News Is True

More evidence that you should believe every news story you read...

  • From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: "Obesity can inflict big toll on brain. Study shows weight can increase risk of dementia in elderly"
  • From Neurology, the medical journal of the American Academy of Neurology: "A new study shows that older people who are thinner or are losing weight quickly are at a higher risk of developing dementia"
In other words, it doesn't matter whether you're fat or thin. You're gonna go crazy either way.