Tiger Beat

Was I the only one who thought Tiger Woods' statement, with the bland backdrop, looked just like Michael Jackson's televised statement about 15 years ago? With the complaints about the paparazzi, the denial of violence, and begging for it to be left as a private matter, I flashed back to Jackson staring blankly into a camera from Neverland as he complained about being strip-searched after the child-molestation charges.