Wacky Airport Security

If you've flown anywhere in the last few years, you've seen the signs at the checkpoints that warn you against making jokes about security. Apparently, those rules don't apply if you're a TSA officer, in which case you can "prank" passengers by pretending to find a bag of cocaine in their luggage. Worse, other TSA officers knew he was doing it, but did nothing and told no one.

My suggested punishment: daily body cavity searches for the offending officer.