From my Twitter feed...
- Looking forward to getting back to St. Louis, where it'll be 25 degrees cooler than Vegas today. By cooler, I mean a high of only 93!
- Gate agent just announced, "We're boarding in numerical order. That means 1, 2, 3, 4, and so on." Really? Can you explain the alphabet next?
- President Obama not addressing NAACP is like Charlie Sheen not talking to a strippers convention. He figures he already has their vote locked up.
- I was frustrated about being eliminated from the WSOP Main Event in level 8, but there's consolation in knowing I lasted longer than the best poker player in the world, Phil Ivey.