From my Twitter feed...
- Thought bubble over Yoko Ono's head during tonight's CBS Beatles tribute show: "This is way too melodic! It needs more atonal screeching."
- My favorite part of the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony was the salute to Anatevka.
- Math Is Hard: I told the clerk at Einstein's bagels I would like a half-dozen. Her reply: "You know that means six, right?"
- Dallas Morning News columnist Steve Blow is exactly right in excoriating this radio commercial, which qualifies as grade-A fertilizer.