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Sunday, February 01, 2015

Worst Super Bowl Drinking Game Ever

While watching Super Bowl 49, do a shot every time:

  • Al Michaels says, "He looks like Winston Churchill out there!"
  • There's an aerial shot of Patriots owner Bob Kraft.
  • A defensive player celebrates a tackle by taking a selfie with his opponent.
  • Bob Costas says a cheerleader on the sideline is unstoppable in Breast Mode.
  • Giselle Bundchen is caught on camera with guacamole on her upper lip.
  • The winning head coach is doused with a bucket of olive oil.
  • Cris Collinsworth refers to Rob Gronkowski as "The Best Baked Bean in Boston!"
  • Michelle Tafoya says, "Al, I just learned something interesting, but promised to keep it secret."
  • Any member of the St. Louis Rams is shown on camera, anywhere, for any reason.
  • Any player says in a post-game interview, "Ooh, I just feel all gooey inside!!"