Pizza Blotter

Here's why you should blot your pizza before eating it. My wife has done it forever and convinced me years ago to join her to get the extra oil off each slice.

My favorite part of this story is the idiot from Brooklyn who refuses to believe the facts when he's presented with them. Probably votes the same way.

If there's an argument against the results of the study, it's that it was tested on Domino's Pizza. That's a mistake. You shouldn't blot Domino's -- you should throw it away and get some good pizza instead!