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Thursday, July 20, 2017

My Tweets During OJ's Parole Hearing

  • This is so odd. I haven't watched a parole hearing since Ellis Redding was released from Shawshank Prison and ended up in Zihuatenejo.
  • OJ just said, "Nobody's ever accused me of pulling a weapon on them." Doesn't a knife count as a weapon? I guess dead people don't count.
  • All the people on this parole board seem like they'd previously spent 20 years at the DMV explaining why you can't renew your license today.